My Very First Award!
Seriously. I once took part in an 8-person footrace where they gave out ribbons for 7th place. I swear I tied the kid in 7th, but his mom was the judge and I went home empty-handed. Well FUCK YOU, BRAD (AND BRAD’S MOM!) I HAVE A STABBY!!! In seriousness, though, I cannot believe I won … More My Very First Award!